In this guide I’ll describe how to get all the achievements.
 
 

Welcome

Welcome to my achievement guide for Princess Farmer.
 
 
This is a lovely puzzle game with no missable achievements. You’ll have to replay some chapters for the achievements and there are some grindy achievements.
 
 
 

Story related achievements

The following achievements are story related and can’t be missed:
 
 
Welcome to the Valley!
 
Complete Episode 1
 
 
Who was that mysterious bunny?
 
Complete Episode 2
 
 
Moooooo!
 
Complete Episode 3
 
 
Snailbot next?
 
Complete Episode 4
 
 
Oh pants!
 
Complete Episode 5
 
 
My precious babies!
 
Complete Episode 6
 
 
Shop at Angora when?
 
Complete Episode 7
 
 
Moooooo again!
 
Complete Episode 8
 
 
Princess Farmer, Royal Guardian!
 
Complete Episode 9
 
 
 

Doing something X amount of times in a puzzle

For the following achievements, you need to do something X amount of time during a puzzle.
 
 
Do you even lift?
 
Pull/throw 50 times
 
See “Swoll Bun”
 
 
Buff Bunny
 
Pull/throw 250 times
 
See “Swoll Bun”
 
 
She’s farmer strong!
 
Pull/throw 750 times
 
See “Swoll Bun”
 
 
Swoll Bun
 
Pull/throw 2500 times
 
This achievement will come naturally while playing through the game and going for the other achievements.
 
 
Oooh shiny!
 
Harvest 1 shiny veggie
 
See “Diamond Bun”
 
 
Sparkle Bun
 
Harvest 50 shiny veggies
 
See “Diamond Bun”
 
 
Glitter Bun
 
Harvest 250 shiny veggies
 
See “Diamond Bun”
 
 
Diamond Bun
 
Harvest 750 shiny veggies
 
I expect this one to also come naturally, or you have to avoid the shinning vegetables. which would be a challenge on its own :P.
 
 
Bountiful Beets
 
Harvest 5000 beets
 
See “Sundry Stripey Beets”
 
 
Copious Carrots
 
Harvest 5000 carrots
 
See “Sundry Stripey Beets”
 
 
Plentiful Potatoes
 
Harvest 5000 potatoes
 
See “Sundry Stripey Beets”
 
 
Gobs of Garlic
 
Harvest 5000 garlic
 
See “Sundry Stripey Beets”
 
 
Sundry Stripey Beets
 
Harvest 5000 s*ripey beets
 
And this is another one you will get before having unlocked all the other achievements and probably even before finishing the game.
 
 
Amateur Geologist
 
Smash 100 rocks
 
See “Smashy smashy!”
 
 
I can smash all day
 
Smash 250 rocks
 
See “Smashy smashy!”
 
 
Rocks fear me
 
Smash 500 rocks
 
See “Smashy smashy!”
 
 
Smashy smashy!
 
Smash 1000 rocks
 
There are levels with mostly rocks. (They are not in free play available, only in the chapters themselves), but if you still need rocks after completing the game you can always visit such a level, complete it, and then go to the main menu and then back in that chapter with the same playstyle (action, puzzle, balanced) and then do that level again.
 
 
Take that, Grumpy Block!
 
Knock back Grumpy Block 1 time
 
See “Grumpy Block Mistress”
 
 
Bye bye, Grumpy Block!
 
Knock back Grumpy Block 25 times
 
See “Grumpy Block Mistress”
 
 
Just stay down, Grumpy Block!
 
Knock back Grumpy Block 50 times
 
See “Grumpy Block Mistress”
 
 
Grumpy Block Mistress
 
Knock back Grumpy Block 100 times
 
This can be nicely combined with the achievement “Drenched Bunny” because to survive a storm you need to puch down the grumpy block. See that achievement for more tips.
 
 
Damp Bunny
 
Survive 3 storms
 
See the achievement “Drenched Bunny”
 
 
Muggy Bunny
 
Survive 10 storms
 
See the achievement “Drenched Bunny”
 
 
Soggy Bunny
 
Survive 25 storms
 
See the achievement “Drenched Bunny”
 
 
Drenched Bunny
 
Survive 50 storms
 
This is one of the most grindy achievements in this game. Because you can only do this on a few chapters on the last puzzle in a chapter. Gladly there is a trick to make it easier. Go to chapter 5 and finish it, but DON’T GO TO BED! Go to the main menu and then back into chapter 5. Walk to the levels again and choose on the map the last level to do this one again. Keep doing this till you get the achievement. WARNING: you’ll get sick by the dialog doing it this way.
 
 
 

Achievements around Rowan’s shop and your house

The following achievements are around your house or in Rowan’s shop, which you can find in chapters 2 till 9.
 
 
In Memory of Sophie, the Best Cat
 
Picked up Sophie
 
Sophie is the cat in the window of your house. When you leave your house, you get the option to pick up Sophie.
 
 
Seven Minutes in Kitty Heaven
 
Held Sophie for 7 minutes
 
Hold Sophie for 7 minutes. I’m unsure if this needs to be done in one time or can be broken up. I did it in one try.
 
 
First gift!
 
Receive 1 gift
 
See “Plethora of BFFs”
 
 
Bounty of BFFs
 
Receive 5 gifts
 
See “Plethora of BFFs”
 
 
Bevy of BFFs
 
Receive 12 gifts
 
See “Plethora of BFFs”
 
 
Plethora of BFFs
 
Receive 20 gifts
 
At the end of each chapter, you will get gifts from the characters you have spoken with and got a certain status with. You’ll get 20 gifts long before having unlocked all the other achievements. So don’t worry about this one.
 
 
Low-fi beats to shoppe to
 
Spend 2 minutes in the shoppe listening to music
 
See “Shoe Gays”
 
 
Chill Bunny
 
Spend 10 minutes in the shoppe listening to music
 
See “Shoe Gays”
 
 
Shoe Gays
 
Spend 2 hours in the shoppe listening to music
 
For this achievement, you need to spend 2 hours in Rowan’s store, which you can find in chapters 2 till 9. For this one I’m also unsure if you need to do it all at once or can break it up. I just let the game run in the background for 2h.
 
 
Hare Dye Dreamer
 
Buy 1 hare dye from shoppe
 
See “Princess Fashionista”
 
 
Chic Bunny
 
Buy 10 hare dyes from shoppe
 
See “Princess Fashionista”
 
 
Snazzy Bunny
 
Buy 20 hare dyes from shoppe
 
See “Princess Fashionista”
 
 
Princess Fashionista
 
Buy 40 hare dyes from shoppe
 
This achievement will be one of the longest grinds in the game. You’ll have to buy a lot of hare dyes and the last ~20 of those 40 cost between 10k+ and 30k+ coins. I did grind for this by repeating chapter 7, because at the end of it when you have talked with Mother Gaia you’ll receive 10k coins, which seems the most coins you can earn in that amount of time. I would also recommend getting every coin purse you see in a level. It might not many coins but it can make a difference overall.
 
 
 

Chapter or choose answer specific achievements

Beginner Blusher
 
Blush 10 times
 
See “Blushiest Blusher”
 
 
Brilliant Blusher
 
Blush 25 times
 
See “Blushiest Blusher”
 
 
Best Blusher
 
Blush 50 times
 
See “Blushiest Blusher”
 
 
Blushiest Blusher
 
Blush 100 times
 
For this, you have to choose the answer where your character will blush. Gladly you can see the facial expression of PF before choosing your answer.
 
 
You made a friend!
 
Get BFF result for one character
 
I’m pretty sure this result is almost impossible to miss out on during your first playthrough, so don’t worry about it.
 
 
First crush!
 
Get Blushiest Crush result for one character
 
This one might be the easiest in chapter 2 when you meet Garlic. Choose all the nice answers or those where you’ll be Blushing.
 
 
First frenemy!
 
Get Frenemy result for one character
 
I’m pretty sure this is another one that is very hard to miss, as in chapter 2 you’ll already meet a strange character, and you’ll meet him a lot more.
 
 
The taste of disappointment
 
Get Disappointed Darling result for one character
 
This result you can get in chapter 1 if you keep whining about food and choose all the rude or sad answers.
 
 
Tears of sadness
 
Get Glum Chum result for one character
 
This result you can get in chapter 9. I believe I got it by just choosing all the top answers in that chapter,r but not 100% sure.
 
 
Give that bun a stunt double!
 
Finish the game with Action playstyle
 
You need to finish chapter 9 with the “action playstyle, you don’t have to play through the whole game with this specific style.
 
 
The Royal Puzzler
 
Finish the game with Puzzle playstyle
 
You need to finish chapter 9 with the “puzzle playstyle, you don’t have to play through the whole game with this specific style.
 
 
The Renaissance Princess
 
Finish the game with Balanced playstyle
 
You need to finish chapter 9 with the “balanced playstyle, you don’t have to play through the whole game with this specific style.
 
 
 

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