Just a guide to achievements
 
 

Are all the achievements here?

Yes, everything, 66/66
 
 
 

Bosses

Toad Slayer
 
Kill Mega Toad boss
 
 
Sludge Cleaner
 
Kill Sludge Swine boss
 
 
Holy Moly
 
Kill Epix Mole boss
 
 
Fitless
 
Kill Body Positive Hamster boss
 
 
Dewormed
 
Kill Wormy Cat boss
 
 
Party Over
 
Kill DJ Horse boss
 
 
Flush the Toilet
 
Kill Toilet Monkey boss
 
 
From Dusk Till Dawn
 
Kill Mad Bat boss
 
 
Emotional Killer
 
Kill Emo Hedgehog boss
 
 
Interregnum
 
Kill Junk Queen boss
 
 
Failed Experiment
 
Kill Lionstein boss
 
 
Break the Gla*s
 
Kill A*s’inGla*s boss
 
 
No More Hugs!
 
Kill Blind Hugger boss
 
 
Tentakill
 
Kill Wack-a-Ctopus
 
 
Corpse in the Shell
 
Kill Giant Turtle
 
 
Fartricide
 
Kill Blood Brothers
 
 
I think this section is not needed? Well, since you’re looking through this guide, then you’ve already gone through the whole game, right?
 
 
 

Well, more or less easily

Good Student
 
Finish tutorial stage
 
 
Thanks, LoanSharks!
 
You have to pa*s the room by killing dummies instead of enemies
 
 
I don’t like crowds
 
Kill 999 viewers
 
 
The real man
 
You cannot stay in the store for more than 2 seconds. That is, you have to run through the store with jerks in 2 or less seconds.
 
 
Newbie
 
Do 1 run
 
 
Rookie
 
Do 10 runs
 
 
Stubborn
 
Do 50 runs
 
 
Marathoner
 
Do 100 runs
 
 
Free Marketer
 
Sell a weapon in the shop
 
 
Arms Dealer
 
Sell 20 weapons in the shop
 
 
Rising Star
 
Get 1000 likes in a single run
 
 
Influencer
 
Get 3000 likes in a single run
 
 
Celebrity
 
Get 5000 likes in a single run
 
 
Uselessness
 
Destroy 200 barrels
 
 
Better Safe Than Sorry
 
Take 2 pistols from the menu.
 
Choose a character cla*s, throw away the cannon, choose another character cla*s and pick up the abandoned cannon. That’s all, the achievement is yours.
 
 
Rambo
 
Kill 1000 enemies
 
 
Trapper!
 
Die from traps/spikes
 
 
Well, that was impressive
 
To die from a rat.
 
 
Oniomania
 
Spend a total of 10k in shop
 
 
Survival Instinct
 
Kill 30 enemies at one health without healing
 
 
MacGyver
 
Use 10 different items
 
 
Pacifist
 
Clear stage without using any weapons or offensive items
 
This achievement can be achieved with the help of three perks:
 
Spike Skin
 
Poison skin
 
Dash attack
 
That is, you have to touch the enemy with your skin, and he will die, and if you use a dash attack, then you have to kill the enemy with a bullet that appears during the jerk.
 
 
Well, have you done all the easiest things? Okay, okay, try the following achievements.
 
 
 

Is it weak to achieve these achievements?

Meat Shield
 
Get hit 20 times in the single run
 
 
Instagram Model
 
Get max possible points in Social or Fame stage
 
 
Speedrunner
 
Complete any level within 5 mins
 
 
Risk-taker
 
Finish episode without picking up any weapon, special item, or healing heart
 
 
Stray heart
 
Complete the level without healing
 
 
Flawless Victory
 
Complete the level without taking damage.
 
 
Can’t Touch This
 
Defeat any boss without using a dash
 
 
Flawless
 
Kill a boss without getting hit
 
 
You know you can switch weapons, right?
 
Defeat the boss with cla*sic weapons.
 
You will not be able to complete this achievement with someone who is taking a Risk. Why? Because this achievement must be achieved by raising weapons. You can complete the level with other weapons, but you need to defeat the boss with a cla*sic one.
 
 
Shifty
 
Sell the Golden Gun in the shop
 
 
Life Beyond the State
 
Buy the Golden Gun in the shop
 
 
Midas Touch
 
Kill 100 enemies with the Golden Gun
 
 
Have A Blast
 
Kill 3 enemies with 1 mine
 
 
Fashionista
 
Get boots and use invisibility special
 
 
Golden Shot
 
Kill yourself with the Stimpack
 
 
Thiccc
 
You’re a piece of sh@t, bi@#h!
 
Okay, I had to vent my anger here. I was most unlucky with this achievement, I probably spent 2 hours on it. But okay, I won’t dwell on it for a long time, here’s how to do it: find 2 perks: spike skin and poison skin. After you take 2 of these perks in ONE GO, the achievement will be yours.
 
 
Anger Management
 
You need to find 2 perks: maniac, rage. After finding it, you lower your health to 1/2/3, depending on your pumping of these perks, and that’s it, you did well, the achievement was done.
 
 
Close call
 
Win an episode with half a heart left
 
 
For the fans
 
Complete the level without killing a single spectator. Enemies can kill them.
 
 
Perk Master
 
Unlock all perks
 
 
Items Master
 
Unlock all special items
 
 
Weapons Master
 
Unlock all weapons
 
 
That’s all, you have made all the difficult achievements, you are well done, great job.
 
 
 

I hope you have friends?

At least you tried
 
To die trying to revive a friend
 
 
I Need A Hero
 
Revive a friend
 
 
Am I Playing With Bots?
 
Revive other players more than five times in a single stage
 
 
Dead Weight
 
Die more than three times in co-op in a single stage
 
 
Ninja
 
Take the new weapon 3 times in a row in the coop mode
 
 
You are sh&$! at QTE
 
Make 10 mistakes at a time when you and an ally are competing for a perk.
 
 
I hope everything was clear, because I don’t speak English and I did this guide with the help of an online translator. But in any case, the an*logue of this manual was MY manual in another language, so to some extent I worked hard.
 
 
 

 
 
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