Player Stereotypes You’ll Encounter – ELDEN RING

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A field guide containing info on some of the specimens found in The Lands Between.
 
 

Strength Chads

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  • Mainly use Colossal Swords
  • Cosplay as Guts
  • Play the game as intended
  • STR being garbage doesn’t bother them
  • Total bros
  • Bring gods to their knees by using bare hands

 
 
 

Dex Virgins

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  • Mainly use Katana weapons
  • The faster a weapon is the better
  • Love anime
  • Own at least one katana in RL
  • Elden Bling is as edgy as possible
  • Shout the name of their Ash of War out loud every time they use it

 
 
 

Burger King

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  • Play the game on Easy Mode
  • Always use Jellyfish Spirit Ashes
  • Hide in the back and let others do the work for them
  • Look like Burger King cultists
  • Spends 0 levels into Vigor

 
 
 

Bloody Bleeders

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  • White Mask is Elden Bling standard
  • Say bleed is fine and will defend bleed as if their lives depend on it
  • Always use Lord of Blood’s Exultation and Rotten Winged Sword talismans
  • Mainly use katanas
  • Will commit seppuku in RL to boost bleed build up

 
 
 

Followers of Faith

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  • Don’t exist

 
 
 

Meta Slaves

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  • The Gideon of meta builds
  • Only use builds that are marked as “OP”
  • Get their builds from Reddit, popular Youtubers or Streamers
  • Incapable of coming up with own builds
  • Actually maidenless in-game and in RL
  • “Git Gud”

 
 
 

Manly Memers

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  • Elden Bling consists out of wacky combos
  • Themed Co-op with friend
  • Use weird weapons/shields
  • Total bros
  • Love gestures
  • The reason you’re maidenless

 
 
 

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu

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  • Wants to play the game on Easy mode without feeling guilty about summoning people
  • Goes AFK during boss fights
  • Tired of scrub summons
  • Doesn’t admit to playing on Easy Mode
  • Deletes every other Spirit Ash

 
 
 

Furled Fiend

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  • Only hangs out around boss gates
  • Beating a boss once isn’t enough
  • Host of Fingers doesn’t exist
  • The cool kid in class but no one is aware of it… yet
  • Boss co-op is true end game
  • The definition of the word “Chad”

 
 
 

The Babysitter

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  • Plays co-op with a friend who’s new to the game
  • Level 200
  • Loves escort duty missions
  • Hates invaders and has an written essay on Reddit about why Invaders should be optional or completely removed

 
 
 

The Baby

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  • The main focal point of The Babysitter
  • Has 2 phantoms
  • Always has the White Cipher Ring toggled on
  • Uses their phantom buddies as bloodhounds while watching from afar
  • Alt+F4 when phantoms are killed
  • Softbanned

 
 
 

Invasion Enthusiast

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  • The reason you’re softbanned
  • Will either be very serious or be as annoying as possible to the very end
  • T-baggers
  • Make your life miserable
  • Thrive upon the excitement of Invasions
  • Git Gud

 
 
 

The Police

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  • Sees activity once every 10 hours of playtime
  • Host already disconnected or died when you arrive
  • Wants to be an invader but wants Easy Mode
  • Will end up an invader eventually

 
 
 

Prophunt

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  • Like Hide And Seek
  • Playing a completely different game
  • Masters of parkour, no place is off limits
  • You probably walked past them 10 times by now

 
 
 

Feet Worshippers

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  • Only use this to look at feet
  • Only have screenshots of feet and nothing else
  • Their most burning question is how Malenia’s feet looked like before the redesign
  • Wonder why Elden Ring is finger themed and not toe themed

 
 
 

Court Jester

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  • Try fingers but hole
  • Try jumping
  • Hidden path ahead
  • Has at least 1 of the 3 listed above in their message list
  • Browses Reddit for popular messages to copy them
  • Thinks jokes from 10 years ago are still funny

 
 
 

Ranni Simps

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  • Have all 10 message slots dedicated to Ranni
  • Have no taste in waifus
  • Own a Ranni bodypillow
  • Want to **** a doll
  • Make the Dung Eater’s defilement feel like nothing compared to what these guys would do
  • 4 arms cool
  • Ranni uses magic, therefore she plays the game on Easy Mode

 
 

Written by Mister B

 
 
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